Is [God] willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then is he impotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then is he malevolent?
Is he both able and willing? Whence then is evil?
David Hume paraphrasing Epicurus, “Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion”, published posthumously in 1779
For the lack of anything productive to say, I’m going to tell you that Satan has better looking horns than Jesus does.
